- Thu, 12:14: RT @Cunobaros: Breaking: Linguistics proves that people who think they're smart are more likely to self-evaluate an above-average intellige…
- Thu, 12:14: RT @chrisapplegate: That conjugation in full: He/she shares fake news You state alternative facts I may be incorrect but the sentiment isn…
- Thu, 12:24: Oh, the tap on the water butt works. I'm so glad 6yo checked.
- Thu, 12:28: RT @gordon_struth: @James_Cann @richardosman Wagon Wheels aren't wheels. Penguins don't include any penguin. Shortbread isn't bread.
- Thu, 12:28: RT @JimboBrennan: @willo1188 @dannyjpalmer @richardosman still tied another 400 votes later! This will cause more arguments than the EU ref…
- Thu, 12:47: RT @tef_ebooks: (but the met did unlawfully kill someone reported as "an irishman" who had a table leg in a bag https://t.co/4jnuxRN3m8 )
- Thu, 12:49: RT @MirandaKeeling: Man in a Hackney cafe: I'd like a ham sandwich. Waiter: We do organic pulled pork in a sourdough brioche. Man: Bloody…
- Thu, 12:55: RT @SimonNeville: Advice from HO is "get the bank to write to us". So, I need to persuade a bank to write to the HO to open an account they…
- Thu, 12:56: RT @EJBrand: In 1902 a Frenchman imagined what women might look like if they started taking up 'male' professions. GOOD GOD I WANT TO BE TH…
- Thu, 14:34: RT @petercbowden: am i doing this right https://t.co/gSxpspiN6g